The Mechanical Contrivium: Rev mommy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rev mommy!

  1. Czar Paul I banished Rev mommy to Siberia for marching out of step.
  2. Banging your head against Rev mommy uses 150 calories an hour.
  3. Rev mommy is incapable of sleep.
  4. Without its lining of Rev mommy, your stomach would digest itself!
  5. Rev mommy has three eyelids!
  6. Reindeer like to eat Rev mommy.
  7. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Rev mommy is blue.
  8. Tradition allows women to propose to Rev mommy only during leap years.
  9. New Zealand was the first place to allow Rev mommy to vote.
  10. If you put a drop of liquor on Rev mommy, she will go mad and sting herself to death!

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